called by many: kat, kathleen,or semi sweet (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} semisweet16) wrote,@ 2003-08-30 12:35:00 |
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'ello..
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*Name: Kat
*Nickname(s): Kitten, Catalina, Katsu
*Sex: La Femme
*Age: 17
*Ethnicity: cacuasian
*Location: between the capital of illinois and chicago
*Favorite Bands/Music(no more than 10 please):
-beck
-sleater kinney
-radiohead
-elvis costello
-the clash
-the sounds
-nico
-velvet underground
-tori amos
-the eels
*Favorite Item of Clothing:
my crocheted pastelish blue cow boy hat
*Favorite Store:
sanrio.
*If somebody called you a fag, what would you say to them?
"no, im not, are you? .. hint: QUIT being a homophobic asshole."
*You're waiting in a long line at a grocery store, and you happen to be in a hurry.. a really fat, smelly woman moves to the front of the line with her
twinkies, do you say anything to her?
"umm, could you please get behind me, my boyfriend is in a bad mood, and you wouldn't like him when he gets violent"
*Do you think you're hot?
hot as in too warm, sure.
*Are you a fan of "the scene" or "scenesters"?
i don't try to put myself in any image, so i don't appreaciate it in others.
*Someone offers you five thousand dollars to do a stand up comedic show in front of hundreds of people, only if you're actually funny(of course),
your first act/joke?:
"A first grade teacher is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George Bush. Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl. "Mary," says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Republican," says Mary. "Well, what are you?" asks the teacher. "I'm a Democrat and proud of it," replies the little girl. The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Mary, why are you a Democrat?" she asks. ?Well, my momma and papa are Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too." "Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "then we'd be Republicans."
*Do you like slipknot?
i hate heavy metal. in all shapes and forms. </lj-cut>
*Name: Kat
*Nickname(s): Kitten, Catalina, Katsu
*Sex: La Femme
*Age: 17
*Ethnicity: cacuasian
*Location: between the capital of illinois and chicago
*Favorite Bands/Music(no more than 10 please):
-beck
-sleater kinney
-radiohead
-elvis costello
-the clash
-the sounds
-nico
-velvet underground
-tori amos
-the eels
*Favorite Item of Clothing:
my crocheted pastelish blue cow boy hat
*Favorite Store:
sanrio.
*If somebody called you a fag, what would you say to them?
"no, im not, are you? .. hint: QUIT being a homophobic asshole."
*You're waiting in a long line at a grocery store, and you happen to be in a hurry.. a really fat, smelly woman moves to the front of the line with her
twinkies, do you say anything to her?
"umm, could you please get behind me, my boyfriend is in a bad mood, and you wouldn't like him when he gets violent"
*Do you think you're hot?
hot as in too warm, sure.
*Are you a fan of "the scene" or "scenesters"?
i don't try to put myself in any image, so i don't appreaciate it in others.
*Someone offers you five thousand dollars to do a stand up comedic show in front of hundreds of people, only if you're actually funny(of course),
your first act/joke?:
"A first grade teacher is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George Bush. Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl. "Mary," says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Republican," says Mary. "Well, what are you?" asks the teacher. "I'm a Democrat and proud of it," replies the little girl. The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Mary, why are you a Democrat?" she asks. ?Well, my momma and papa are Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too." "Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "then we'd be Republicans."
*Do you like slipknot?
i hate heavy metal. in all shapes and forms. </lj-cut>
